Saw this on Twitter just now.
In half an hour it had 11 thousand views, (probably more than all my tweets put together) ten times more likes than I ever had for anything, and ten times more retweets.
It’s by no means the only post to perform significantly better than mine, but it quite clearly alludes to something that’s illegal at worst, potentially immoral at best and yet is a subject of deep fascination to open-minded people of both sexes: women and dogs.
We’ve probably all heard stories about schoolgirls getting caught with the family dog by their parents or siblings, and those tales normally involve a smear of peanut butter between the legs. It’s irresistible to dogs and they will lap it up for as long as the jar lasts or the girl achieves the desired result. And she will. I am reliably informed that no man on this planet licks like a greedy mongrel. Strength, stamina and incredibly long tongues make for wild, screaming, earth-shattering orgasms, intensified by the wickedness of the deed. No wonder some women are disappointed by a chap’s best efforts at pussy-licking.
It’s too difficult (and probably too scary) for a young girl to teach a dog to fuck her. And they do need training. Dogs do not instinctively connect the scent of a human female with sex. They have to be taught that association, usually by continually being helped to mount women on their knees. After a few successful attempts the lesson is learned. But like everything else you teach your dog, it’s something they never forget, and that’s why you occasionally see a dog trying to get up on a woman – maybe its owner or perhaps just a visitor. It’s only doing that because it’s been trained in that way, and you can only guess who by.
Women who’ve tried canine sex and written about it online say that it the sensations and emotions are elevated as far above normal intercouse as the peanut butter moments are above regular cunnilingus from a man, and the pleasure before and during orgasm is once again totally overpowering. They all talk about the overwhelming ferocity of the experience, the relentless deep thrusting that turns them into a babbling, incoherent wreck.
It’s also worth knowing that a lot of dogs have very big cocks, as you will be aware if you’ve ever bought one of those realistic dildos online. Large enough and realistic enough to drive a girl round the bend in a way that replica John Holmes dildos never did. But though your wife may well pass on details of her favourite sex toy to her friends so they can enjoy it too, even if it’s 10 inches of real-feel big black cock, she’ll never tell even her very best friend that what really lights her fire is a full-scale and similarly-sized replica of a Great Dane.
And yet two thousand years ago it was commonplace for women to have sex with dogs. Several ancient religions required it, and in Rome (where else) it was widely practised throughout all levels of society. Nero was one of many emperors who enjoyed watching women and animals at the Circus so much that he had his own small pack of trained dogs in his villa and he let them roam around at dinner parties. Refusing the advances of one of his “pets” was as dangerous as turning down the emperor himself, and his hounds enjoyed droit de seigneur among the wives of the rich and powerful for years.
But even that was by no means the worst of his excesses – and as for the rest of them… A lot of things the Romans did were like the internet on drugs, and I managed to squeeze some of them into the first two parts of the Roman Orgies trilogy. Part ythree is in the works now, which is why the topic is on my mind. But the first two are here:-
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