It’s a simple question; what’s the most erotic thing your wife has ever said to you?
In my case there’s a lot to choose from, because she’s a very naughty girl and she says (and does) a lot of erotic things. But mostly to other people.
Hearing your wife telling a complete stranger she wants him to cum in her mouth or pussy definitely counts. The first time you hear your wife say “cum now” to a guy who’s been going at her hard and fast for a while and must be ready to burst is enough to make a watching husband do the same, even if he isn’t touching himself already. And no matter how many men she says it to after that it’s almost as horny as it was the first time.
Telling a guy she’s picked up who’s trying to do the decent thing and start with a bit of foreplay by licking her her pussy “fuck me, come on, just fuck me” and dragging him up the bed by the armpits and pulling his cock into her pussy – that’s horny too.
There’s lots of moments like that through the years, and some stick in your memory more than others, but today’s question is what’s the most erotic thing she’s said to you, rather than the guy she’s fucking, or about to fuck?
Obviusly there are those conversations about who she’d like to fuck.
She had an embarrassing case of the hots for a new colleague who was 19, a full 20 years younger than her. He was too shy for sharing though, and we don’t have an open relationship, but she was desperate, I could tell. Just talking about him made her wet, and while we were in bed discussing his shyness I had two fingers inside her and could feel the wetness flooding ever-faster as we whispered about what she wanted him to do to her if she ever got him into bed when I wasn’t there.
“Please let me fuck him,” she begged, and it was the pleading tone, the desperation in her voice that was as horny as the actual words thmselves. That and the fact that she came on the spot when I said okay then.
It’s always horny when your wife is honest about her desires for other men. Picking out a guy in a club and telling her husband she wants to fuck him is quite erotic and very horny.
Although for me, it’s far more arousing when she says she doesn’t care who it is as long as she gets cock. Sometimes she lets me choose and sometimes she just sits there with her legs apart flashing her knickers, and fucks the first guy who comes over to talk to her. She likes it just as much whoever it is.
Obviously it’s better if he has a big cock, and telling her husband that she likes men who are bigger than him is definitely a very erotic thing tol say, and hear. And watch.
We’ve all had conversations like these with our wives, and don’t think you haven’t, even if it isn’t so explicit. That actor she’s always liked, or that singer she always watches on TV? She wants to fuck them, and she’s not really hiding it from you.
But it’s not the same impact as when she says something out loud that gets all your attention.
Like when her parents bought new furniture and threw away the old sofa that was their favourite. And hers. “I love that sofa,” she told me. Apparently when she was young and had nowhere else to go, and boys had no cars, that sofa was where she did all her best work. And later, when she was old enough to go pubbing and clubbing, that’s where she brought them to round off the evening with a shag.
“You could find the DNA of every man for miles around in those cushions “, she said, and how horny was that? Not just that she was so prolific, but totally indiscriminate. In fact it was the third-rudest thing she ever said to me.
The second-rudest wasn’t really speaking. I was in the pub after a 5-a-side match and I texted her:
JUST LEAVING. HOME IN 10.
BRING SOMEONE WITH YOU
?
I’M HORNY. BRING ME SOMEONE
WHO?
DOESN’T MATTER. ANYBODY. I JUST WANT TO FUCK
Not me, obviously. And by then I knew her well enough to know she meant someone from the other team, a stranger. She likes them best.
But THE horniest thing she ever said was early in the sharing part of our relationship. We’d had a busy and complete sex life and done all the things two people can do in private and in public. Having a look at a swinger club seemd like an obvious and fun next step. We agreed to go and have a look round, see what it was all about, but not rush into anything.
It was Friday and we were in the car, on our way to Xtasia for the first of what became many visits.
After a long-ish period of silence and completely out of the blue, she said “I hope you’ve got a lot of condoms, because I want a lot of cock tonight.”
I stopped and bought a box of 12, and that was just enough.
She was fucked by 11 guys that night on our “exploratory visit”, and possibly it was watching that which colours my opinion of her words. But I stand by my judgement. It was the rudest thing she ever said to me.
This is her, a book with a title that could not be more accurate:
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